This is for Dwim, who may laugh almost as hard at it as I just did, and for all my other friends who are in academia (or were, at some point).

Many of the statements in this paper are also noted as coming from a person only identified as ‘Ibid’ in the footnotes. I am not skeptical of Ibid’s view, but I would like to find his/her article and read it for myself.

Head/desk, their love is so concussing...